My Memorable Dialogue With My Friend

X : Help me, please

X : i can't log in to my account

Y : howcome?

X : i don't know, just now I was about to log in to my account but it turns out I can't

Y : Wait let me ask the customer service 

Y : You're hopeless

Y : Did you open a link-any link?

X : no, if i'm not mistaken

Y : try logging in again

X : still can't!

Y : wait 

Y : i'm hiring someone to hack into your account to try and get it back

Y : do you have any other accounts?

X : i do, wait

Y : okay now we only need to wait

Y : it's most likely you opened an illegal link which gave access to a hacker to hack into your account

X : i guess so

X : thank you so much, man

Y : you're welcome